Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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