"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
