Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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