White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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