? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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