Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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