Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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