I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Two words: nipple clamps
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