your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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