used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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