Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i dont even know how to be here
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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