I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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