But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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