TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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