that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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