i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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