You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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