Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You can't special order awesome
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am one with the molecules
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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