one two three fourrrrnication!
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
