How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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