So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
false alarm, still single
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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