Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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