Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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