I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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