3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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