She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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