I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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