So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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