Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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