just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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