Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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