Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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