yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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