i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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