Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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