I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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