Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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