if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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