Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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