hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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