you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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