i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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