She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
There are leaves in my underwear?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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