like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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