Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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