Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Randomize