I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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