Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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