new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You have to summon your inner elephant
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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