yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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