Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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