first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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