no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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